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  Do you have any recipes that you want to share with me today?

  by Iamallcool in

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  Do you have any recipes that you want to share with me today?

  by Iamallcool in

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  Spread peanut butter on a slice of bread. Spread jelly( I prefer grape) on another slice. Put them together. Enjoy.
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  STAY AWAY FROM MY KINDGOM HALL," LORD'S EVENING MEAL" INVITATIONS REVOKED!!!!!

  by AuntConnie in

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  i am very angry, pent-up rage call it!

  so you will understand why and with great ease this subject is able to flow off my tongue onto the keyboard, because this time of the year is worse than your christmas time jitters!

  anxiety, stress, compulsive babbling nuts are invading our service groups!

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  I would like to share the experience of the unclean and misfits who sat in front of me last year, gross body oder, malt liquor, cigarettes and sex

  Sorry about the body odor. I didn't have time to go home and shower first. I only meant to stop at the bar for a couple, but the time got away from me.
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  How would you feel if your coworkers pooled in on Powerball lottery tickets and won, and you didn't participate?

  by Theocratic Sedition in

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  i just recieved an email stating that the folks here won $8.00 over the weekend.

  so they're going to use the money to procure more tickets and i believe the jackpot is up to like $260 million or some other crazy figure.

  i never participate and i absolutely enjoy watching them waste their money on tickets with a smug haughtiness that only an active jw can muster.

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  The last draw I got 3 out of 6 and of the other 3 two were off by one digit.

  I once matched the first three digits of a powerball ticket that had a jackpot over 200 million. What an exhilirating fraction of a second that was.
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  Public talk today on evolution today - real doozy

  by Comatose in

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  notes:.

  bible says god created us.

  scientific principle says - simplest explanation is usually the correct one.

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  And this is why higher education is discouraged among JWs- so information like this can be propagated without anyone calling BS.
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  How many fornicating sinners will be welcomed at the Memorial with hugs...hypocrites!

  by Witness 007 in

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  we invited our very close witness friend to a picnic/coffee in the park and she said she would sms us and let us know...she didnt bother which is like a big f.u to me.

  we are inactive but not sinners.

  imagine all the fornicators she will be huging at the memorial.."sooo nice to see you!!!

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  Do you really believe fornication is a sin?

  Only if it's done right.
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  How would you feel if your coworkers pooled in on Powerball lottery tickets and won, and you didn't participate?

  by Theocratic Sedition in

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  i just recieved an email stating that the folks here won $8.00 over the weekend.

  so they're going to use the money to procure more tickets and i believe the jackpot is up to like $260 million or some other crazy figure.

  i never participate and i absolutely enjoy watching them waste their money on tickets with a smug haughtiness that only an active jw can muster.

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  I always chip in, just for that reason. We haven't done it in a while where I work. The lady that used to collect the money to buy the tickets no longer works here. She went on medical leave and never came back. I smell a rat.
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  The Bible---Have You Watched It On The History Channel?

  by minimus in

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  i must admit, i am a sucker for bible movies.

  i do not get the history channel on my cable service but i've heard good things about the series.. have you seen it?.

  are you interested in these types of programs..

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  Why is the "History" channel showing a program about mythology?

  For the same reason "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" is shown on The Learning Channel. No one really knows.
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  They were out New years morning, I couldn,t believe it.

  by jam in

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  i,am watching the rose bowl parade, and the wife.

  call me to the front of the house.

  a couple knocking on doors at 10 oclock in the morning.

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  I never, ever went out on any holiday. It always seemed so disrespectful, as if we were trivializing something that was important to them.
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  most boring television ever

  by Hortensia in

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  my vote is for the lord of the rings, all three of them.

  or pretty much any star trek movie.

  i tried watching the lor movies today, but my god, it's just battle after battle after battle and frodo, cute guy though he is, wimping out all over the place and having to be carried by everyone.. dull... i have never succeeded in watching those damn movies from beginning to end..

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  I agree with the old Star Trek series from the 60's. I was a huge fan of TNG, though. They spent a lot more time with character development than the original.